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Tuesday, June 24, 2025

Finally figuring it out

Prominent LDS scholars (with credentials, even) have figured out that the Book of Mormon actually talks about jungles, jaguars and jade.

They've also figured out 

- that "horses" are really tapirs, 

- that "towers" built in a day are actually massive stone pyramids built by Mayans, and 

- that Joseph Smith and Oliver Cowdery were merely ignorant speculators who were wrong about Cumorah and thereby misled the Latter-day Saints and the world as a whole--until the scholars corrected the teachings of the prophets.

Now maybe these credentialed scholars can turn their attention to interpreting the Book of Revelation.



Oops. Someone beat them to it.

https://babylonbee.com/news/everyone-was-wrong-god-confirms-book-of-revelation-was-actually-about-the-war-of-1812

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Finally figuring it out

Prominent LDS scholars (with credentials, even) have figured out that the Book of Mormon actually talks about jungles, jaguars and jade. The...