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At the HQ of Scripture Central...
"Behold, I give unto you the real Cumorah." |
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| Cumorah is not in Baja! It's in Southern Mexico! |
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You can forget about your Pilgrims, your New York, your fake Cumorah!
The Real Cumorah is in Mexico! |
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| You're not listening to me! Cumorah is in northern Mexico! |
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| Which of us is wearing the robes of the credentialed class! |
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Who cares what the prophets said?
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We might disagree about lots of things,
but at least we agree the prophets were wrong! |
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| L.E. Hills was close... |
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We're all in agreement then?
Cumorah is here, and the prophets were wrong. |
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| Holy God, we believe that thou hast separated us from our brethren; and we do not believe in the tradition of our brethren, which was handed down to them by the childishness of their founding prophets, Joseph and Oliver, as well as their successors; but we believe that thou hast elected us to be thy holy scholars; and also thou hast made it known unto us that there shall be no Cumorah in New York. |
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